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HOUSE RULES

1. Guests of this hotel get a life time free pass to Moron Mountain! You may come into the park any time of day. Because unlike some parks, we believe guests should be allowed to come in at 4 AM if they want to!

2. You must only sleep inside your hotel rooms. This park is still under construction and we are not liable to any injury that may come from deciding to sleep within the park.

3. We gladly allow violence towards other guests. After all that's what we kidnapped hired you for!

4. However, do not try to destroy park property for any reason. Some of the structures aren't as stable as they could be, after all...

5. The death of a guest could allow for your temporary residency here to end, so long as the guilty party is not discovered.

6. You can contact other park workers whenever you want, just don't come running to us every single time you get a finger cut.

7. No harming your host or the park workers. Who do you think we are, Class Action Park?

8. Everybody get up it's time to slam now. We got a real jam goin' down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam, alright.

Come on and SLAM! and welcome to the JAM!
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HOUSE RULES

1. The guests of this hotel shall be allowed to explored at their own leisure, and their needs will be readily fulfilled. Their comfort is of the utmost importance.

2. These residents shall only be allowed to sleep in the rooms that are provided for them. Management is not responsible for any otherworldly possession or other misfortunes that might occur from doing otherwise.

3. Violence against your fellow guests is permitted. There is to be no interference from the spirits on this.

4. If, however, you attempt to destroy parts of the hotel walls, expect a great deal of resistance.

5. The death of a guest could allow for your temporary residency here to end, so long as the guilty party is not discovered.

6. Guests need only to speak aloud and request the presence of the host for him to appear. All conversation with him is confidential.

7. There will be no immediate punishment if you try to attack the host, but be warned: YOU WILL FAIL.

8. No flash pictures, please! The spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

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Jun. 13th, 2017 02:19 pm
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HOUSE RULES

1. The temporary living residents of our manor shall be allowed to explored at their own leisure, and their needs will be readily fulfilled. Their comfort is of the utmost importance.

2. These residents shall only be allowed to sleep in the rooms that are provided for them. Management is not responsible for any otherworldly possession or other pranks that might occur from doing otherwise.

3. Violence against your fellow residents is permitted. There is to be no interference from the spirits on this.

4. If, however, you attempt to destroy parts of mansion walls or attack it's naturally-occurring residents, expect a great deal of resistance.

5. The death of a resident could allow for your temporary residency here to end, so long as the guilty party is not discovered.

6. Residents need only to speak aloud and request the presence of their Host for him to appear. All conversation with him is confidential.

7. DO NOT GO NEAR THE ATTIC

8. No flash pictures, please! We spirits are frightfully sensitive to bright lights.

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