grimgrinningghosts | Non-Disney IC Rules

HOUSE RULES

1. Guests of this hotel get a life time free pass to Moron Mountain! You may come into the park any time of day. Because unlike some parks, we believe guests should be allowed to come in at 4 AM if they want to!

2. You must only sleep inside your hotel rooms. This park is still under construction and we are not liable to any injury that may come from deciding to sleep within the park.

3. We gladly allow violence towards other guests. After all that's what we ~~kidnapped~~ hired you for!

4. However, do not try to destroy park property for any reason. Some of the structures aren't as stable as they could be, after all...

5. The death of a guest could allow for your temporary residency here to end, so long as the guilty party is not discovered.

6. You can contact other park workers whenever you want, just don't come running to us every single time you get a finger cut.

7. No harming your host or the park workers. Who do you think we are, Class Action Park?

8. Everybody get up it's time to slam now. We got a real jam goin' down. Welcome to the Space Jam. Here's your chance do your dance at the Space Jam, alright.

Come on and SLAM! and welcome to the JAM!