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Foolish Mortals Mod Account ([personal profile] grimgrinningghosts) wrote2018-05-20 11:26 pm
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Non-Disney Regains



In the back corner of the Moron Mountain Main District is a seedy looking tent. So seedy that most people might be too intimidated by it's outward appearance.

But if you brave into the tent, you will feel transported to another place entirely as you will find yourself in a ritzy, if smokey, casino. After the initial shock, you'll realize that it's completely empty besides you... and King Dice, dealing at Blackjack table. With the coins you keep waking up with, it seems to be a valuable use for them.

Even for those who have never gambled before, they will find out that, for a dealer, King Dice seems to lose a lot at this game. Nine times out of ten, your character will hit the jackpot and will wind up with something nice, maybe even something from home! But that tenth time...

Well... do you feel lucky?


What is the Blackjack Table?
The Blackjack table is in the casino tent. Every time you use a token, you will play against King Dice for a chance to win a prize! Thankfully, even if you lose Blackjack, King Dice is a nice enough guy to still give you a consolation prize! ... however whether it's a prize you even want is...

Every so often, you will wake up with a token on your character's bedside table. These will be used to play against King Dice.

How do we earn tokens?
ICly, it's a mystery. OOCly, tokens are awarded for every 20-comment thread (10 comments per person) between player characters you submit here. The only threads you cannot submit are those that take place during investigations, trials and motive announcements are eligible for a coin. Threads with NPCs are eligible for coins as well, but these threads must take place in public (i.e. you can't submit any letters/private threads with the host for coins).

How do they work?
A token earns you one round of Blackjack, and you play against him for a decent item. This may be one of your regains, somebody else's regain, a piece of junk, or an even worse piece of junk. This is all determined by RNG (there are three item groups, regains, normal items, and "consolation prizes". each item in those groups has an assigned number. we roll first to see if you're getting a regain, normal, or consolation item, and then we roll to figure out exactly what you're getting.)

Do we have to thread out the Blackjack game to get regains?
Nope!  While you're welcome to talk to King Dice whenever, basic conversations while playing Blackjack will be handwaved for simplicity on both ends.  If you want a more in depth conversation (whether it be asking him questions or attempting social links), we'll be happy to thread it out!  However, in that case we request you to put up a thread on the main comm and not here.

Do the threads I use/my coins have to be from this week?
Eligible threads never expire. For example, you can still submit week 1/intro log threads long after those periods end.

Can we use our coins to opt out of death rolls?
Nah. Gambling kills.

My threadmate turned in our thread already. Do I have to turn it in too to get a coin?
Yes

How do threads with more than two people work?
In order to be able to redeem a thread, your character has to have contributed the minimum 10 comments normally in a standard coin thread. For instance, in order for all parties to be able to submit it, a 3-person thread has to be 30+ comments with at least 10 from each person, a 4-person has to be 40+, etc. Any participant with at least 10 comments can submit it for coin so long as the thread is at least 20 comments total.

The character I was threading with died. Can I still get paid for interacting with them?
Yep! Dead characters can no longer redeem coins, but you can submit the threads anyway.

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[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-07 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
Dan
Kubo
Wonka
Penny
Audrey
Edited 2018-06-07 05:58 (UTC)
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CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Aviator cap and goggles
Adjusted to fit a little girl's head. The goggles do what aviation goggles should.

06. Dragon Scroll
A scroll that holds the secret to unlimited power... hey wait a minute there's nothing on here!

80. Toy Screwdriver
A very useful tool for a baby!

07. Guitar
Prove your disapproving dad wrong by using this guitar to show your true self!

88. Arnold Shrine
A bubble gum shrine in the shape of some weird football headed kid
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[personal profile] in4apounding 2018-06-07 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
Little Girl
Dan Backslide
Kubo +toplevel
Edited 2018-06-09 05:08 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
09. FLDSMDFR
A unique devise that transforms water into food! ... aww it's busted

18. Lego Person
A small lego figurine of a incredibly nondiscript construction worker

62. Once-ler doll
In one of an infinite number of AUs!
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
05. Acorn
Dang that squirrel would really love this acorn

66. Mega Candy
A candy that's the perfect combination of flavors and textures. Careful, it's highly addictive!
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YOU LOST but also CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
49. Clover
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming

50. Cold Pill
If you're really creative, you can pretend he's a tough by the books cop!

CONSOLATION PRIZE 01. Acme's Rocket Skates
When you strap these on, you zoom past at uncontrollable speeds. Hope you like stopping by smashing into the wall

57. Missing Poster
A poster asking if anyone knows what happened to Robot Jones

The Lorax
He speaks for the trees- now in plush form!

15. Scooby Snacks
All dogs (and some humans) just love this dog treat!
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YOU LOST but also CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
21. Brain Grain
A special cereal used to make living beings have human intelligence!

Glider
Straps onto one person, but another person could try fitting themselves onto it. Considering that someone crashed it, it's it no condition for use.

06. Dragon Scroll
A scroll that holds the secret to unlimited power... hey wait a minute there's nothing on here!

15. Scooby Snacks
All dogs (and some humans) just love this dog treat!

CONSOLATION PRIZE 15. Pirate Santa Plush
A low quality plush of santa in a pirate outfit. when you squeeze him he says "Hey kids, remember Elf Bowling? Kids still love that great game"
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CONGRATULATIONS ....?

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
64. Gold Watch
Huh, it's stopped

Aquaman's Hand
what the fuck WHAT THE FUCK
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YOU LOST

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
CONSOLATION PRIZE 12. Titantic Dog Plush
A low quality plush of a dog in a rapper costume. When you squeeze him he sings one of two bad rap songs
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YOU LOST but also CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-10 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Runabout
I'LL STEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!

71. M.U.S.K.E.T.
It's a gun that shoots mustard! ... Well, maybe this is a weapon that would be threatening if you were a kid or something

37. Ha'penny
I'm sure some fuzzy little toons would really appreciate one of these guys

73. Pic-a-nik basket
Keep it away from hungry bears!

CONSOLATION PRIZE 11. Dex Dogtective Plush
A low quality plush of a dog detective. When you squeeze him he spouts one of 10 brand-named advertisements!

57. Missing Poster
A poster asking if anyone knows what happened to Robot Jones
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[personal profile] essentiallyinvisible 2018-06-10 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
Zhu Li
Coraline (+top-level)
Gandhi
Edited 2018-06-14 03:53 (UTC)
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CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
114. Handy Dandy Notebook
Blue found a clue! It's a dead body!

84. Chalk
A piece of chalk that lets you enter chalk zone! ... wait this park doesn't have chalkboard

G-Spot demo CD
It's one song with one rhyme, which is actually just the same word repeated.
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CONGRATULATIONS and also YOU LOST

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 03:36 am (UTC)(link)
Wad of Cash
A gift from Boss Baby. What baby wouldn't want this giant stack of cash?

CONSOLATION PRIZE 10. Funko Pop
A Funko Pop of Dan Backslide. Look at their souless dead eyes and weep

26. Compy
A really old computer with a large shotgun hole in it
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[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-13 02:52 am (UTC)(link)
from week 1:

jack
ginger
dan backslide[including toplevel, this is 19 comments- 9 from dan, 10 from wonka. if this doesn't count because its not a full 20, thats fine]

from week 2:
audrey
ghandi
zhu li
kubo
king dice
Edited (adding three more fucking threads that hit regain length today. jesus) 2018-06-14 04:46 (UTC)
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YOU (seriously) LOST

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
115. Giant Rack of Ribs
Holy shit how could you eat this in one serving?!

100. Cuphead's Cup Head
It's a ceramic mug with a cheery cartoon face on it. While high quality, you feel weird when you drink this. (OOC note: there is a nonzero chance that King Dice will return your coin in exchange for letting him keep this cup)

59. Whip
When you crack it, it makes the perfect noise to you nonstop throughout your cartoon!

CONSOLATION PRIZE 14. Octopus Plush
A low quality plush of a weird octopus with a puppy face. When you squeeze him he says "I caused the titanic to sink!"

49. Clover
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming

CONSOLATION PRIZE 02. Acme's Paint
A paint that lets you paint an exit out of here! Disclaimer: only works on your enemies

CONSOLATION PRIZE 03. Acme's Disintegration Pistol
Brother, when it disintegrates, it disintegrates! (Well, what do you know? It disintegrated)

66. Mega Candy
A candy that's the perfect combination of flavors and textures. Careful, it's highly addictive! (King Dice: ;) )
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YOU LOST but also CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
CONSOLATION PRIZE 07. Acme's Do-It-Yourself Tornadoes
It's missing an important part to it too so you just have some useless crap that claims to make a tornado

Japanese Academy Cap
A black cap, ordinary and shiny. Seems to be no more than a fun thing to wear.
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CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
69. Cool World
A comic book about this terrifying cartoonish dimension. Careful, I've heard humans have gotten trapped inside that world!

A Nice Hat
It looks a little plain, but the color, oddly, reminds you of milk chocolate.
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[personal profile] loneleye 2018-06-13 07:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Jack
Wonka
Edited 2018-06-14 02:59 (UTC)
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
88. Arnold Shrine
A bubble gum shrine in the shape of some weird football headed kid

17. Super Robotnik Costume
I FEEL POWERFUL! I FEEL INVINCIBLE! I FEEL PRETTTYYYYY!
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
88. Arnold Shrine
A bubble gum shrine in the shape of some weird football headed kid

110. Blueprints
Blueprints describing a plan for a mouse to take over the world. There are some glaring issues in this plan.
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
109. Power Sword
A sword that supposedly gives you great power if you say the right words! ... Shame you don't know what those words are

106. Heart Ring
A ring with the powers of heart... supposedly

49. Clover
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming

63. Crystal Coconut
What it says on the tin, it apparently holds a lot of power
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CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
104. Wind Ring
A ring with the powers of wind... supposedly

Secret Baby Formula
A gift from Boss Baby. Oh... This would have been helpful yesterday...

63. Crystal Coconut
What it says on the tin, it apparently holds a lot of power

59. Whip
When you crack it, it makes the perfect noise to you nonstop throughout your cartoon!

112. Encryptor Chip
A mysterious computer chip. Maybe some math loving kids need this?

12. Bad Bad Rubber Piggy
It’s a rubber pig with some unusual temporal properties.
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CONGRATULATIONS

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Pumpkin Pete Cereal
A box of sugary cereal, featuring an athletic redheaded girl on the front. Sadly, it’s not very good for you, but it does have marshmallow bits!
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
59. Whip
When you crack it, it makes the perfect noise to you nonstop throughout your cartoon!

70. Girl Suit
A large suit that supposedly makes the wearer look like a normal human girl but this just looks like a terrifying rag doll skin

103. Earth Ring
A ring with the powers of earth... supposedly
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
08. Robot Figurine
A robot that when you press a button on its back goes "superman..."

114. Handy Dandy Notebook
Blue found a clue! It's a dead body!

68. Freakazoid Costume
A red superhero costume with a large "F" on the front. Wearing this makes you feel like a super teen extraordinaire
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CONGRATULATIONS and also YOU LOST

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Cassette Tape
A gift from Boss Baby. When you play it, you can hear Boss Baby's voice... poor baby

76. Dragon's Lair
A copy of everyone's favorite animated video game... ported onto the NES. Great

Sword
A cool-looking rapier-type sword.

CONSOLATION PRIZE 08. Acme's Instant Icicle Maker
"Freeze your friends- loads of laughs"

71. M.U.S.K.E.T.
It's a gun that shoots mustard! ... Well, maybe this is a weapon that would be threatening if you were a kid or something

70. Girl Suit
A large suit that supposedly makes the wearer look like a normal human girl but this just looks like a terrifying rag doll skin
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[personal profile] udderly 2018-06-15 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
1. dan
2. fizzy
3. beth
4. zhu li
5. sarah lynn
6. little girl
Edited 2018-06-15 04:53 (UTC)
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you didn't even thread with wonka but lepo is openly bullying me

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
90. Men in Black suit
Finally you can strut around while the coolest theme song plays in the background

A Mouse
Just an ordinary brown mouse. He's tame enough, and likes slapstick comedy.

14. Superman Costume
Become the Man of Tomorrow.

53. Tune Squad Uniform
Support your favorite cartoon basketball team with this cool outfit!

CONSOLATION PRIZE 20. "50 of the best cartoons!"
A dvd set that touts that it has classic cartoons but these are all either low budget public domain cartoons or shameless knock offs

Pig's Glue
A superglue that will permanently bond any two things you want together! Unfortunately, it explodes after two hours.
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[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-15 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
42. Michael's Secret Stuff
One sip of this and you'll be the best basketball player ever (please don't tell anyone it's just water)

49. Clover
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming
candymancan: (oh i am. horrified)

its 2:30am and im throwing this here before i pass out bcause i dont want to forget it

[personal profile] candymancan 2018-06-17 07:37 am (UTC)(link)
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Happy Screaming Flower, Wonka

[personal profile] bringmecontracts 2018-06-18 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
49. Clover
If you listen closely to it, you can hear faint screaming

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82. Infanto Ray
A ray that turns people into infants. It's currently busted, however

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