73. Mug
It says "World's Greatest Dad Assistant Mayor"

Treasure Chest
Full of as many shiny jewels and gold doubloons as you can dream of.

30. Yokai's Mask
An ominous mask, fitting for a villain. Looking closely at the back there seems to be some sort of microtransmitter on it.

98. Santa Coat
If you put it on, you might have to become Santa.

62. Moustache-inator
When you fire this gun, it gives the target a moustache. What loser would think of an invention like this?

90s Outfit
Who DOESN’T want to look like they stepped out of the radical past?

76. Pirate Hook
Huh, hopefully no one is needing this

25. Golden Crab
A small toy of a crab that's covered in (fake) gold and treasures